Please Have A Laugh

My Little Dog Can't Read

Mrs Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!

Mrs Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!

Mrs Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.



A Fourth-Grade Teacher was Giving Her Pupils A Lesson on Logic

"Here is the situation," she said. "a man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yellin
g for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows that he can't swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?"

A girl raised her hand and asked, "to draw out all of his savings?"




Two Birds


Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

Teacher: Please tell us.

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.